Daily gags to brighten your day !!
Jokes and funnies - lets all smile :)
George opened the back door to go turn off the light ...................
Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband ....................
WOMEN'S ENGLISH DICTIONARY ...Emotionally secure - On medication....
FINALLY A BOOK ON :-
How to understand women
"Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin"..........
I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me ........
Two Irishmen, Paddy & Mick ..................
'How long before I can get a haircut?
...............
Billy was at school this morning in the Aussie Outback ............
It's starting to snow. The first of the season ................
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS .......
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes ..............
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul
Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" ...
Tony the farmer was in the fertilised egg business.........
1.2 million are in the armed forces pre-occupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden...............
A typical bloke, having split from his latest girlfriend............
Hung Chow calls into work ..............
Two women were playing golf.......
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 1940's, 50's, 60's and early 70's !
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and can't get through ............
Dear Robert,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work
Q: How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? ............
'The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant .........
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .......
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive...
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts
"Sixty is the worst age to be", said the 60-year-old man
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus
This is your 1st Christmas card for this season...
Click here: Santa's Jigsaw
When you finish putting it together, watch what happens.
MERRY CHRISTMAS -
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away ......
Did you hear about the school teacher who .....
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife ....
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ......
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? .......
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland ......
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following
chain of events are put into motion:
The perfect man and woman ...............
A bloke's wife goes missing while diving off the West Australian coast....
The NHS
Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows:
Life Before Computers .......
'Funnies from Midland' - Mobile phones can make popcorn - watch the video
A guy came into a pub one day and said to the landlord, "Give me six
double Scotches."
The bartender says, "You must
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
retirement bonus. They promised any officer who ....
"Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?" asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: "Are you Irish?"
Subject: The Afterlife
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word
he made contact, "Mary. Mary."
POLITICAL SCIENCE FOR DUMMIES
DEMOCRATIC: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none....
THOUGHTS ON SEX
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things
that money can buy."
Pit Bulls are for wimps. Check the photos .......
Defence Lawyer: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London . After the .....
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head
I was buying a large bag of Winalot at Tesco and was in line to .......
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at ..............
