"Sixty is the worst age to be", said the 60-year-old man. "You always

    feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand there and
    nothing comes out".


    "Ah, that's nothin", said the 70-year-old.  "When you're seventy, you
    don't have a bowel movement any more.  You take laxatives, eat bran,
    sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"


    "Actually", said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all".


    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.


    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00.  I pee like a racehorse on a flat
    rock.
    No problem at all".


    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"


    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30".


    Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and
    crap every morning at 6:30.  So what's so bad about being 80?"


   "I don't wake up until 7:00".